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The meaning of happiness is whatever you want it to be.
"Don't fear your dreams, it's easier than it seems." - Fiona Apple
"To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god." - JLB
Be an individual, don't make it easy to be dismissed in a sentence.
People would enjoy life more if, once they got what they wanted, they could remember how much they wanted it.
Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans.
We never really grow up... we just learn how to act in public. - Bryan White
Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others can't keep it from themselves.
Life is a bowl full of cherries, but mine only contains the pits.
The moment one definitely commits oneself then Providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. - W.H. Murray
The Brook would lose its song if you removed the rocks.
The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who in time of great moral crises maintain their nmeutrality. - Dante Alighieri
Growl all day and you'll be dog tired at night.
Two men looked through prison bars; one saw mud, the other stars.
There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything and to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.
If someone shows you who they are, believe them.
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses.
A man may make many mistakes, but is not a failure until he starts blaming someone else for them.
A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.
A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of others.
A true friend is one who thinks you're a good egg even though you're half-cracked.
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.
Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
Snowflakes are some of nature's most fragile things, but just look what happens when they stick together.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; Others whenever they go.
There is nothing wrong with people possessing riches. The wrong comes when riches possess people.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Love doesn't just make the world go 'round, it makes the ride worthwhile!
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
If you are feeling sad, imagine that you're sitting in a glass filled with bonbons and a marshmallow holds your hand.
Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because it is spray-painted. - Dennis Haire
It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need.
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail? - Dr. Robert Schuller
We have committed the golden rule to memory, now let us commit it to life!
All you need is love. - John Lennon
Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don't complain about the draught.
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without spilling some on yourself.
Life is like a coin - you can only spend it once.
Life is as hard as you make it. - Bryan Rynolds
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus
Attitude determines your altitude.
No varnish can hide the grain of the wood; and the more varnish you put on, the more the grain will express itself. - Charles Dickens
Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch...
That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
People who are wrapped up in themselves make very small packages.
Even a fool knows you can't reach out and touch the stars, but it doesn't keep wise men from trying.
The most tragic thing of life is not death, it is to live without living.
There is only one key to a happy life. Too bad I always lose my keys. - Sam Shaw
The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed!
Keep your face to the sunshine and you will not see the shadows. -Helen Keller
Accomplishment is often deceptive because we don't see the pain and perseverance that produced it.
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way. - Vincent Van Gogh
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway... The good fortune to run into the ones I do... And the eyesight to tell the difference!
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain
Notice the difference between what happens to a man who says to himself, "I have failed three times," and what happens when he says, "I am a failure." - S I Hayakawa
Fall down seven times, get up eight!
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
"I really do think that love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops. But I also have to say, for the umpty-umpth time, that life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all." -William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.