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The lights are on but no one's home.
She has Van Gogh's ear for music.
He's as sharp as a beach ball.
Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
I would engage you in a battle of wits butI refuse to duel with an unarmed person.
He's not playing with a full deck, and the cards he does have are rather shuffled!
The proctologist called... they found your head.
His elevator dosn't go to the top.
She's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
Oh Dear! Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
The wheel is still spinning, but the hamster is dead...
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
She's depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a jerk.
Your about as slow as a turtle crawling through peanut butter.
Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.
If things get better with age, he's approaching magnificent!
He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes...
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the JuneFlower.
When you say that your troubles are as great as my own, that may be true; but consider the fact that mine happen to me while yours merely happen to you.
The engine is running but there's nobody at the wheel.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Her best friend once sent her a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
Don't go away mad, just go away!
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
We've Upped Our Quality, So Up Yours!
Just because your head is pointed doesn't mean you're sharp.
Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?
May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful.
You're about as bright as a burned out light bulb in a dark room.
He's about as exciting as my wall.
They say that only nice people go to heaven, so be nice, or go to hell.
You give superficial a bad name.
A chat with you, and death loses its sting!
If my dog looked as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt & teach it to walk backwards!
Your sister didn't get beat with the ugly stick. The whole treee fell on her!
What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear,
that's imagination.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilage.
In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Brains by Mattel.
He has two brain cells: one is lost, the other is out looking for it.
He should not be allowed to breed.
He's a picnic short of a sandwich.
Her elevator doesn't even get off the floor.
She's eight cans short of a six pack.