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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Sacred cows make the best burgers.
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Fortune tellers are for the poor; psychics are for the rich.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The trouble with life is, you're half way through it before you realize it's a "do it yourself" thing.
"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
When the cat's away there are fewer hairs on the armchair.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies!
No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Einstein said that talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering yourself, however, is a sign of insanity.