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Complain to one who can help you.
Never mind how much you know!
The important thing is what you can do with what you know.
Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
No one knows what he can do till he tries.
It's not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
Nothing is interesting if you are not interested.
You can't lead a cavalry if you think that you look funny riding a horse.
Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free.
Character is what you know you are, not what other think you have.
Some people are always grumbling because the roses have thorns.
I am thankful that thorns have roses.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstood a lot.
It doesn't matter what you're saying, as long as you stay yourself.
The desire to understand is sometimes far less intelligent than the inability to understand.
It's easier to be critical than to be correct.
The truth is more important than the facts.
You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.
When looking for faults, use a mirror, not a telescope.
Bad habits are like comfortable bed... easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Get very good at what you love to do, because you can never get good enough at something you are not suited for.
The biggest lie on the planet: When I get what I want I will be happy.
The best way to escape from your problem is to solve it.
Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation.
Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
Everything you want has a way of showing up as soon as your ready for it.
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world.
If you have something you don't need, give it to someone who needs it.
It will come back one way or another.
Never argue over unimportant details.
Even if you win, you'll have gained no advantage.
Truth hurts... not the searching after but the running from.
Have a nice day and so have I.
Be a good listener.
Your ears will never get you in trouble.
If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
If you don't know, it takes real courage to admit it.
Never mind what others didn't do.
It's what you do that counts.
The more you share the more you have.
To believe a thing is impossible is to make it so.
Problems are no stopsigns but are guidelines.
Laziness may appear attractive but work gives satisfaction.
It's not enough to have a good mind, the main thing is to use it well.
If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars.
A half truth is a whole lie.
It's not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but also for what we don't do.
When I do right, no one remembers.
When I do wrong, no one ever forgets.
Wisdom is realizing how little you know.
The ability to ask the right question is more than half the battle of finding the answer.
You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Advice is seldom welcome, and those who need it the most, like it the least.
If you start looking for symptoms of an illness, the illness itself will soon show up.
If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back, it's yours.
If it doesn't, it never was.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
Change is inevitable…except from vending machines.
Don’t sweat petty things…or pet sweaty things.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Money can’t buy love. But, it CAN rent a very close imitation.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands…
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse—it’ll be a great trade!
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Everybody repeat after me…"We are all individuals."
Death to all fanatics!
Guests who kill talk show hosts—on the last Geraldo.
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren’t sucked into jet engines.
Borrow money form pessimists—they don’t expect it back.
Beware of geeks bearing gifts.
Half the people you know are below average.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.