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Gravity... not just a good idea: It's the law.
Reality is Relative.
Color...it's just a pigment of your imagination.
Biology grows on you.
Black holes suck.
A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go.
Entropy: Not just a fad, it's the future!
When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
There is no such thing as gravity, earth sucks! - written on the wall of a physics building restroom at Duke U.
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder." - Calvin (& Hobbes)
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. -Harlan Ellison
Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic...
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Black holes were created when God divided by 0.
What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad. - Dave Barry
If the Earth is the size of a pea in New York, then the Sun is a beachball 50m away, Pluto is 4km away, and the next nearest star is in Tokyo. Now shrink Pluto's orbit into a coffee cup; then our Milky Way Galaxy fills North America.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
2nd Law of Thermodynamics: Chaos will Reign.
Einstein never accepted quantum mechanics because of this element of chance and uncertainty. He said, "God does not play dice." It seems that Einstein was doubly wrong. The quantum effects of black holes suggests that not only does God play dice, He sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen. - Steven Hawking
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Einstein
Barium: What you do with dead chemists.
Living in a vacuum sucks.
The Three Laws Of Thermodynamics, God Shoots Dice Style: First Law: You can't win. Second Law: You can't break even. Third Law: You can't get out of the game.
Nature abhors a vacuum. So does my sister's dog.